queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

This.

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

This.

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

THAT^ Comment…

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

THAT^ Comment…

kipperclothiers:

A fabulous Kipper Clothiers combination of greys and purples for a client’s wedding

This is one fucking sexy ass suit!!

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

Mitt Romney diary entry…omg!

cuntwarrior:

zebablah:

How guys take dick pics

it’s never sexy

i literally never want a picture of a penis

ever

#sotrue

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

<3

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

<3

Mojito got his #mohawk spruced up finally! Also gave him some ear studs, since he IS a stud. #earrings #dog #grooming #creativegrooming #rainbow

Mojito got his #mohawk spruced up finally! Also gave him some ear studs, since he IS a stud. #earrings #dog #grooming #creativegrooming #rainbow

#polenta with fresh #blueberries and maple syrup, and a side of #scrambled #eggs. #glutenfree #dairyfree I can do this!

#polenta with fresh #blueberries and maple syrup, and a side of #scrambled #eggs. #glutenfree #dairyfree I can do this!

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

ZOMGGG

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

ZOMGGG

That moment when you&#8217;ve just gone dairy free, and you realize that Miracle Whip contains no dairy&#8230;

That moment when you’ve just gone dairy free, and you realize that Miracle Whip contains no dairy…

@jennydianelewis how I love thee!

@jennydianelewis how I love thee!

So THIS just happened&#8230;

So THIS just happened…

ashleymardell:

Truthfully…I am armed with a glass of wine and a solid plan to stalk people who reblog this…. GO!!

This should be a required training video for all youtubers. You should have to watch this before you sign up, or before you comment for the first time.

Worked this quote into the wedding I officiated 2 weeks ago! :)

Worked this quote into the wedding I officiated 2 weeks ago! :)