What makes this a bit confusing, is that it was from a female…

What makes this a bit confusing, is that it was from a female…

I officiated my first wedding this weekend, and it was my first ever costume wedding. The theme was whimsical creatures, with a side of “wear whatever the fuck costume you want to wear.” Here are a few photos from the wedding day, and a few photos of the GORGEOUS bride the day before getting the final dress/wing fitting. 

My ceremony consisted of an excerpt from The Velveteen Rabbit, the Princess Bride “mawwage” speech—accent and all—perfectly interrupted by demands to skip to the vows—but not before first taking a wedding ceremony selfie (thanks to @dannielle for the idea). Also included a quote from Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince, a Winnie the Pooh quote, and I topped everything off with some Lion King song lyrics. Afterwards I was informed numerous times I nearly made people cry on more than one occasion, and that they loved every bit of everything. Can you say winning?! I think I now just may just have to “add kick ass officiant” to my resume…

*LE SIGH*

*LE SIGH*

Thanks for the epic officiant selfie tip dannielle!!

Thanks for the epic officiant selfie tip dannielle!!

Watching the #allstargame last night with the #dog. #puppy #snuggles #baseball #minnesota

Watching the #allstargame last night with the #dog. #puppy #snuggles #baseball #minnesota

#goodmorning #minnesota

#goodmorning #minnesota

tamorapierce:

socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

This is a very good point.

This, this, and THIS.

gilinkslay:

This girl I have so much respect for I have loved her videos for a long time and then she comes out with this and I am so happy

Swing slow sweet chariot

Swing slow sweet chariot

This is also important.

"So make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys, or kiss lots of girls if that’s what’s you’re into. And when straight and narrow gets a little to straight, roll up a joint, or don’t. Just follow your arrow wherever it points."

THIS. IS. IMPORTANT.

toocooltobehipster:

this is so interesting

Reason number 9826475 as to why Minnesota is the best state ever.

ladiesagainsthumanity:

Being bisexual ≠ being a fun accessory for your relationship. 

ALL THE FEELS! This happens to me ALL the fucking time. Either that or they just want a girl to “have fun with” on the side because they can’t STAND living without the touch of a woman, and their boyfriend is “totally okay with it.”

ladiesagainsthumanity:

Being bisexual ≠ being a fun accessory for your relationship. 

ALL THE FEELS! This happens to me ALL the fucking time. Either that or they just want a girl to “have fun with” on the side because they can’t STAND living without the touch of a woman, and their boyfriend is “totally okay with it.”

allmug:

You can’t always tell someone has scoliosis just by looking at them. 

allmug:

You can’t always tell someone has scoliosis just by looking at them. 

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Selfie game king since ‘76. 

My Dad, Selfie Game King since ‘76! Can not get over how awesome his mustache is here…
Forgot this was the photo I submitted. Thanks for posting, dadsaretheoriginalhipster, you have made my day!

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Selfie game king since ‘76. 

My Dad, Selfie Game King since ‘76! Can not get over how awesome his mustache is here… Forgot this was the photo I submitted. Thanks for posting, dadsaretheoriginalhipster, you have made my day!